Just 5 words...
Men and their facial hair.
He claims to have been involved in some sort of beard competition.
Did he win??
Have we seen any sort of cash money from this victory?
Of course not.
My thoughts - Could it be possible that a man(Derek) would make up said "competition" in order to have a valid excuse to chop his rugged beard into some sort of despicable facial display?...
|Proof that I am an awesome wife.|
I did in fact go out in public with him...
PS - Hires fries are..... AMAZING!!